okay kids, remember those geometry proofs form high school? i'm bringing them back!

statement: i am dork.

reason: i just found my best friend from second grade and sent her a facebook message, and she sent me one back and friended me, and i'm way excited.

statement: i am screwing myself over.

reason: it's almost midnight, and i've done absolutely no work, and i don't really want to.

therefore, i am a dork who screws herself.

...mrs. carillo would be proud.