Truth.

I have fifteen pounds to lose.

Sucker

Someone brought me flowers yesterday. It was hokey, so friendly and sentimental it was almost suave, and so ... nice.

I wonder what is going on with me right now that I could be so easily bowled over by a bunch of flowers in a cheesy red plastic vase.

30 days

Well maybe for like 29, but that's how long I have to move into a new place. I'm really scared I won't find one!