Today I was trudging around the Arbor in a mid-day mid-week stupor when a girl with cute pink quarter sheet flyers cornered me.
"Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?"
I blinked the brain haze away and tried to remember. After a couple seconds I answered.
"Yes."
She looked at me in mild surprise and paused.
"Ohhh..."
She recovered.
"Well invite your Valentine to..."