I see that Half What is still going strong, even in my absence. Good job.

I regret to inform you... actually, I don't really regret it at all... that I have no scandalous stories to tell you.

I have a date tonight. I wonder whether Spaniards go on dates at night like Americans, or during lunchtime, since that's the biggest meal of the day. I wonder if they go on dates at all. I wonder when they eat in restaurants, because there aren't really that many restaurants that i've seen, just a hell of a lot of bars with tapas.